Portland, where lobster rolls, lighthouses, and sarcasm reign supreme.
This tee is for the chowder chasers, sea breeze lovers, and anyone who’s ever judged someone for not knowing the difference between Portland, OR and Portland, ME (bless their hearts). It’s a salty little flex with a heavyweight cut made to weather any storm—from East Coast fog to your cousin’s “I thought this was in Oregon” comment.
Minimalist on the front, sassy at the hem. Wears well with dock shoes, sarcasm, and an IPA.
🎨 Available Colors: Channel your coastal cool: ✔ Cocoa – Like sea-sprayed driftwood ✔ Vintage Navy – Nautical with a New England edge ✔ Purple Storm – Foggy mood, but fashion ✔ Asphalt – Moody skies, meet moody tee
📐 Cut & Fabrication: ✔ Oversized fit – for lazy strolls down Commercial Street ✔ Drop shoulders – because structure is overrated ✔ 7.5 oz 100% Airlume cotton – heavyweight but breathable ✔ Side-seamed – no twist, just clean lines
