This tee’s for beach joggers in full glam, pier performers with Hollywood dreams, and techies on Zoom calls with an ocean view. Santa Monica’s got salt in the air and sass in the vibe. You came for the sunset and stayed for the overpriced açai bowls.
Whether you're soft-launching your situationship or circling for parking like it's a sport—this oversized heavyweight tee says "I’m local-ish." With a clean front print and cheeky lower-hem quote, it’s beach-casual meets Instagram-core.
Park badly. Pose well. Repeat.
🎨 Available Colors – Choose Your Coastline Mood: ✔ Cocoa – Espresso energy with ocean depth ✔ Vintage Navy – Blue hour, but wearable ✔ Purple Storm – Moody waves meet sunset haze ✔ Asphalt – Like your favorite city sidewalk, but cooler
📐 Cut & Fabrication: ✔ Oversized fit – roomy enough to hide your oat milk latte ✔ Drop shoulders – laid-back but still structured ✔ 7.5 oz 100% Airlume cotton – USA-made, pre-shrunk, and built to outlast your beach tan ✔ Side-seamed – holds its shape, no tube-tee twist
